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Slam Fiction now accepts work of 113-355 words (or less?). Home is somewhere here >>>>
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submission guidelines:
slam fiction accepts prose-like work that consists of anywhere from 113 - 355 words. you may send in work of less than 113 words if it is accompanied by a picture that you have taken and/or drawn. the picture is worth the additional number of words needed for submission. we get first time publication rights and you retain all rights. unfortunately, we can't pay. but we can give you some 'happy' and a little bit of 'fame'. site is updated often.
send your submissions to conspire@slamfiction.com
if you have longer work you may submit it to our big sister/brother over at writethis.com. s/he also accepts shorter work but we accept it better.
thanks,
Gertie
Frequently Thought Of But Never Asked Questions (FTOBNAQ):
1. May I send instructions for using Slam Fiction?
You may send instructions as long as the instructions are accompanied by an explanation.
2. These stories hurt my eyes, what should I do?
Call your local poison control center immediately.
3. My story is 356 words long and I can't take out a single word, can I call you for help?
You may call us for help. Lean out of your window and yell 'Slam Fiction!' several times. If we happen to be walking by we will help you.
4. Can I send pictures of nakedness or nudiness?
Uhm, you...er...uhm...I've been told probably not.
5. I owe my father-in-law's ex-wife's new husband money, can I get paid for my writing so I can pay him back?
You can get paid for your work if it exceeds the 355 word count. However, we do not accept work with more than 355 words.
6. Can I read Slam Fiction in different, foreign countries?
Slam Fiction can be read in all different, foreign countries where English is a first, second, third, or fourth language.
7. May I tell you how old I am?
Sure.
8. Can I upgrade to Slam Fiction 2.0?
Slam Fiction 2.0 is set for release in 2033. At that time you may upgrade.
9. Do I need the internet to read Slam Fiction?
We get this question a lot. We're not sure why. But the answer is complicated. Check back here soon.
10. How do I write slam fiction?
Slam fiction can be written in several ways. Our suggestion is to read 'Writing to Get Published - 8 Things' or something like that.
11. What is my favorite color?
Beige.
12. Why doesn't Slam Fiction ask me if I'm still reading?
If we don't ask you if you're still reading then we are having a technical problem. We assure you that we are looking into the problem and will ask you if you are still reading as soon as we get the problem resolved.
13. I'm superstitious about the number 13. Can we go right to question 14?
This happens to be our most frequently thought of but never asked question. In general we are receptive to the wishes of our readers, however, this particular request comes into direct conflict with our superstition about the number 14.
15. Is there any spam in Slam?
There most certainly isn't. And if you should find any, please let us know. In the mean time please help our friends over at Pretend Genius and Willesden Herald with their New Short Stories 6 project.
FTOBNAQs:
If you've thought of a question but never asked it, please send it to us. If many others have also thought of the question but never asked it, we will publish it here under FTOBNAQ so that our answers may be of assistance to all.
